Full Metal Jacket "Wacked Islamic Version"

If I were Staff Sgt. Muslim finding a "Piggy Delight" in GI Jane's box. (A reason why I tell girls to stay away from me, after having disappointed me too many times) This is how I would make that scene.



Ever watched "Full Metal Jacket"? The scene where the Sgt finds a "Jelly Donut" that had been taken in from the mess-hall?




If I was Staff Sgt. Muslim, I would make the scene like this, & yes, this is how I would treat GI JANE, or any other woman who has ANY hopes or plans to become my wife or even girlfriend. PS, I don't hate women, but I have too many enemies & God has forbidden me to do what I used to do before I took my Faith more seriously. (One night stands)



GI JANE! what is this "Piggy Delight" doing in UR box?! I have FORBIDDEN U to eat "Piggy Delights" EVEN in the mess-hall! U know that ANY & ALL things from the mess-hall DON'T belong in UR box! U have FAILED ME GI JANE! U owe me 1 million push ups for that FAILURE! But because I love U so VERY MUCH! U don't have to give me a SINGLE one! UR "Company" has therefore been AWARDED that task. Until THEY help U to ACHIEVE ´that 1 million push ups, they will not be given ANY OTHER TASKS, OTHER THEN to GIVE ME that 1 million push ups that U, GI JANE OWE ME!